You put your hands behind your head and say aloud, “I give up!” 

“What? Hello?” says a voice from between the trees.  “Who’s there?”

Walking toward the voice, you say “I surrender; I’m tired of running.”  As you say this, you nearly trip and fall onto the cop, but manage to catch yourself as you realize your hands aren’t actually bound.

“Um, why are you surrendering?” the cop is tall and very dark skinned.  Definitely not one of the ones you met at the station earlier.  “I’m just making sure you’re alright.  You looked pretty scared when you ran past my car.  Who’s chasing you?”  It looks like he really doesn’t know.

Say “I was runningfrom the law, but now I want to stop. This is too much.”

Tell a story about playing manhunt… and how you were tired of playing because it’s really…realistic

Say “Not who, but what”and go into an elaborate story about being shaken down by a half-cougar, half-Martian bank robber for protection money when everything just went crazy so you tookoff but started having anal leakage and had to dash off into these woods to let it all out – Proceed to (39)