A Colossal (Waste of a) Day

This might tell you something about yourself.  Maybe.  It’s hard to tell at 3 am.


Do your best to only read the parts of the story that your decisions lead you to – just going down the list may result in a splicing of the independent universes created by each different decision!  Also, it’ll be more satisfying to just read your own story that you write.  Just like in life.  Or something like that.  That sounded deep, right? NO CHEATING!

You know it did.  Anyway, begin your day here.