“Hey, hey, criminal,” the sweaty cop calls to you; you look at him grudgingly over the top of the car.  “You know who this guy is?”

Say “I freaking wish I did!”

Say “He’s my brother, and he’s my responsibility.”

Say “I’ve never seen him before this morning and, frankly, he’s kind of creeping me out."

Say nothing.  Ignore the cop, the guy, everything.  Pretend you’re back at a normal day of work.  Begin to appreciate your job in spite of yourself.